One fine morning a man was leaving a cafe after his morning coffee,when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession A funeral coffin was followed by a second one about 50 feet behind the first.

Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with a black dog.

Behind him was a queue of about 2000 men walking in a single line. The man couldn’t stand his curiosity. He approached the man walking with the dog, “I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I’ve never seen a
funeral like this with so many of you walking in single line. Whose funeral is it? ”

The man replied, “Well, that first coffin is for my wife. ”

What happened to her? ”

The man replied, “My dog attacked and killed her. ”

He inquired further, “Well, who is in the second coffin? ”

The man answered, “My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog attacked and killed her also. ”

A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men.

Then the first one asks in excitement ” Can I borrow the dog ? ”

The man calmly replied ” Join the queue.”