#1 January to December
Sunday to Saturday
Am to Pm
My feelings for u have never changed…….
U….
R….
Always….
A HEADACHE to me !!!!

#2 When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you,
The world seems to be fading away,
Come along with me
I’ll take u an eye specialist !!

#3 If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage

#4 During Marriage ceremony why  are you made to sit on the horse ?
You are   given  your  last chance to run away.

#5 Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds……
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a
Fool…………

#6 I wrote ur name on the sands………….
It got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air……………………..
It got blown away,
So I wrote ur name in my heart………….
I got a HEART ATTACK

#7 LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire….. Continues with smoke…..and ends in
Ashes…
But don’t worry – we are chain smokers

#8 Ur smile can be compared to a flower
Ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
Ur innocence to a child
But in stupidity
U have no comparison
U r the best

#9 True love is like a pillow
U can hug when u r in trouble
U can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy
So when u need true love
Spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow

#10 Dear Friend,
When I ask u flower,
U give me bouquet
When I ask u a stone
U give me a statue
When I ask u a feather
U give me peacock
ARE U REALLY DEAF ?

#11 I had VODKA with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had WHISKY with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had RUM with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I SWEAR I’LL NEVER DRINK water….!!!

#12 When I call u;
1 ring means I’m thinking of u;
2 ring means I like u;
3 means I miss u;
4 means ………pick d phone idiot

#13 Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. Change it to
Exclamatory sentence …
Student : WOW !

#14 The human brain is most outstanding thing…….
It functions 24hrs 365 days…..
It functions right from the time u r Born…. Until you fall in love

#15 SMILE – is a language of love
SMILE – is a source to win hearts…
SMILE – creates greatness in ur personality
SO….
Brush ur Teeth today onwards

#16 A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..

#17 History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?
Student : sir, I am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir….

#18 Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age Hitler   had  commited suicide

Advertisements