The artist says he spent 500 hours painting this picture of Venice in MS Paint !
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December 21, 2006
December 21, 2006
Hey guys check out this cool flow chart !!!
December 21, 2006
HE: I’m a photographer I’ve been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours!!
HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I’d like to have some pleasure too!!!
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share!!!
HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I’m having a headache this weekend!!!
HE: Go on, don’t be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!!
HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time!!!
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don’t you already have one?
HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I’ve already seen it!!!
HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes and this one will be if you sit down
December 15, 2006
A competition was conducted asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line… but the least romantic second line. Here are some of the entries received.
My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe “go to hell”
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.
Oh loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don’t take that paper bag off of your face
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
Damn, I’m good at telling lies!
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That’s why I always wake up screaming
December 15, 2006
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally , the guys’ side of the story.
(I must admit, it’s pretty good.)
We always hear ” the rules “
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered “1″
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.
See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won’t dress like the Victoria’s Secret girls, don’t Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are.
Don’t ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” We will act like nothing’s wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not wor th the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, Expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really .
1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation,or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping.
Pass this to as many men as you can -
to give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can -
to give them a bigger laugh!
December 15, 2006
Want to know the influence of “orkut” on people???
Jus have a look at this crazy invitation. Totally orkut style.
December 13, 2006
Saw this wierd thing in one of the blogs. So thought i could give it a try.
1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? Am getting beautiful by the day.. Should get married soon
2. How much cash do you have on you? Around 300 bucks.. maybe..
3. What’s a word that rhymes with “DOOR?” Bore
4. Favorite planet? Pluto !!
5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone? My super ex girlfriend 
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December 12, 2006
This is a short story written by Dr Kishore Shah….he is a gynecologist in Pune and a very gifted writer…. enjoy this extremely funny story..
My wife is an ENT Surgeon while as I am a Gynecologist. (In fact, we had nearly called our hospital The ‘Holey’ Family hospital but are now waiting for our son to be a Proctologist and marry an urologist.) This can lead to some complications, as I recently learned to my anguish. A General Practitioner phoned me up and told me that she as sending a patient of hers for an abortion. Unknown to me, she had also referred a female with earwax for removal of the wax to my wife. (more…)
December 12, 2006
You are definitely a gentleman. You're very considerate and you have excellent manners.
You have the attitude and self esteem to take on anything. Failure is beyond not an option for you - it doesn't even cross your mind.
